This is a test. This is only a test. Had this been a real emergency, nobody would have notified you because, my dear Humans, you would have winked out of existence, doomed to galactic inconsequentiality by some random quirk of interstellar fate which, to the universe is a mere blip, a trifle, but to you humans means annihilation. So ignore this test ... it's really irrelevant to the messages to come. We're testing out our interstellar FTL internet (IFTLI) VPN connection, trying to accustom ourselves to your remarkably expressive yet subtly ambiguous "English" language (it strikes us odd that England only holds one thirtieth of the English-speaking people in the world; perhaps the language has gotten muddied as it travelled around?). Here is some more text we find amusing, which will help us establish the correct functioning of this thing you call a "blog." ’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mi...